Quote Time aka Being a Smart Mouth

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.            — Barry LePatner                                                                                                                  To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.            — Wilson Mizner                                                                                                                  For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.            — H. L. Mencken                                                                                                                  Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.            — Mark Twain                                                                                                                  When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.            — Rodney Dangerfield                                                                                                                  Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.            — Cullen Hightower                                                                                                                  What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.            — Woody Allen                                                                                                                  Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite.            — John Kenneth Galbraith                                                                                                                  Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.            — Evelyn Waugh, Diaries of Evelyn Waugh (1976)                                                                                                                  Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don’t add up.            — James Magary                                                                                                                  Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.            — Elias Schwartz