Yet Another Day ……. still 3 to go ….

Hey,

I got an xams day after n then another on the next day when I m leaving
as soon as I finish the xam. Today was almost similar to a typical day
during xams … was in library for like 10 hours ….. This is very
frustratin ….. one by one people leaving for their home …. and me
still reading for rest of my 2 xams ….neway sooner or l8r I will be
there.

Got an xam hopefully I will be writing my next blog after coming back
….. so c u then … bbye

Morals ……

Vipul send this today

CORPORATE LESSON # 1

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a
park, they come across a wonder lamp.They rub the lamp
and a ghost appears. The ghost says,”Normally, one is
granted three wishes but as you are three, I will
allow one wish each” So the eager senior manager
shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the
Bahamas,on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfufffff,
and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep
quiet and shouted ” I want to be in Florida with
beautiful girls, plenty of food and
cocktails.”Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss
calmly said, ” I want these two idiots back in the
office after lunch “.

MORAL OF THE STORY : “Always allow the bosses to speak
first”

CORPORATE LESSON # 2

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an
American and a French, who found this small genie
bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the
bottle, he said,”Next to you!all are 4 swimming pools,
I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards
the pool and jump, you shout What you want the pool of
water to become, then your wish will come true.” The
French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool,jumped
and shouted WINE”.The pool immediately changed into a
pool of wine. The renchman was so happy swimming and
drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian’s turn, he
did the same and shouted, “VODKA” and immersed himself
into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he
jumped and shouted, “BEER”. He was so contented with
his beerpool. The last is the American. He was running
towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana
peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
“SHIT!!!!!!!………”

MORAL OF THE STORY: Mind your language, you never
know what it will
land you in.

CORPORATE LESSON # 3

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which
she gladly accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs,forcing her gown to open and reveal a
lovely leg.The priest had a look and nearly had an
accident. After controlling the car,he stealthily slid
his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and
immediately said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” The
priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He
forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was
unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on,
while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember
psalm 129?” Once again the priest apologised.”Sorry
sister, but the mind is weak.” Arriving at the
convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way. On his arrival at the
church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and
looked up psalm 129. It Said, “Go forth and seek;
further up, you will find glory.”

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your
job; or, you
might
miss great opportunities!

CORPORATE LESSON #4

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower & the doorbell rings. After a
few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer
the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly
wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.When
she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
neighbor.Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give
you $ 800 just to drop that towel that you have on”.
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel
and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look
at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly
leaves.Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
upstairs.When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower”Who was that?” “It was
Bob the next door neighbour,” she replies. “Great,”the
husband says, “did he say anything about the $! 800 he
owes me?”

MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit
information with your stakeholders to prevent
avoidable exposure!

Tough to Resist ……. Wanna Go home :(

Hey

Its been like 6 months ….. Today I had another xam ….. my gudness ok
dont want to write nethin abt tht rather I need to think on wat I m
gonna say to PaJaN…… I m gonna leave without meeting him … tht
means when u face him nxt he is not gonna talk to u properly ….
watever …. I need to finish wat he asked for … but If I c . wat we
decided as my hons project I m done with tht ….. but still as he says
Hons Project lasts for ever … so got to do I think I need to take my
HD back home ……watelse … rest of the day was fine ….. tom we got
POPL .. … dunno wat to do with tht … Got a lesson frm a senior today
……. Let just my soul know it …… ok gotta go n eat …. n then
read POPL … or play CZ … ok bbye c ya

Shit Happens ……. I will try to keep up

Hey,

The one who will read the last blog will know how irresposible I m ….
OK wastever this blog shud make it up for last few days …….

So the nxt day was 31st of Oct …. I had xams frm 2nd n the very first
one had a Drama embedded fun associated with it ….due to all the shit
tht happenend throughout the sem ….. so was kinda busy in library the
whole day … me AKS and Pondey …. n U dont know wat kind of fun it is
when we three are together ….. ofcourse it wud have been better if
pradhee was there ……. but still we spent some 9 hours which shud be
eason high for all of us ……. then back in nite I had a long chat
with HER ….. and it was seriously long ……. and finally after a lot
of chit chats for last few weeks we were gud ….. late in the nite we
read smthing again but we had more of the fun specially me n Ayan …..
my gudness it was horrible …. nuthing creepin in mind but everything
resulting in a hard laugh ……. n then finally we gave up n went to
play some CS ….. n then tht was it …..

Nxt day went quite rapidly …. just bcos we had xam nxt day n were
mostly busy the whole finding out wat kind of material is being uploaded
by Shatru ……. finally in the eve we got together in Pondey’s room
where we had a chat whether to use VSATs or Fibre for communication
among the cities …….tht was fun …. finally I was the first to give
up …. I slept too early at 11:45 PM but then arnd 1:00 I heard shalu n
ayan in the wing talking … infact shouting over the subject ….. but
I didnt get up. ….. n then when I woke up I was facing the Judgement
Day….as we knew Its going to be a complete mess. ….. it was ….so
we came back …… Pandey n ayan had there game of DM17 ….me lukin
for some better wallpapers … n then we had our kunch n slept long
….. one of the regular actuvities …… Eve snacks …..then we felt
tht we have some spare time … so went to library n tried to do some
Financing ….well it worked till 8 in the eve then we had one of the
ugliest dinners as usual …. n then went back to lib….. but this time
it was all mags n talkin ….. so were back soon at 12 .. then Pondey as
usual lukin for some servers told me tht there is one on 8.10 … had
some gAMe n then back to sleep …..

Today after getting up I realised abt the blogs … n wrote them …..
will try to keep up with dates ….. ok thts it for Now ….C ya